"My Standards Are Fictional" Premium Gothic Romance Tee

CHF 18.09

“Reality quietly losing to imagination.”

As seen in the sleek design on the black t-shirt this isn't just a shirt; it’s a quiet confession wrapped in elegance. For anyone who has ever closed a book, looked around, and realized that fictional characters have permanently ruined real-world romance, this piece belongs to you.

Built specifically for the dark romance and fantasy reader tribe, the design features the striking statement "My Standards Are Fictional" in a refined gothic serif font. Nestled intimately behind the text are the elegant, minimalist golden linework silhouettes of an impossible romantic ideal; a shadowed lord and his lady, standing close, bound by the unyielding expectations of high-intensity fiction.

Whether you measure emotional depth through book chapters rather than reality, or simply understand the beautiful ache of an unforgettable love story, this tee acts as a silent identifier. Wear it as a badge of honor to find your fellow literary souls in the wild.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.